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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Queens Fish Bar 10:16 Tue Feb 4
How to sell beer to grown men
FFS! The advertising company must be pissing themselves getting paid for this.

Or men did have the thinking power of a typical brexiter back then?

https://youtu.be/LkR0krOm9M4

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zebthecat 10:19 Tue Feb 4
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
God the 80s were shit.

Leonard Hatred 10:31 Tue Feb 4
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Well done for shoehorning Brexit into it, completely incongruosly.

Cunt.

Nurse Ratched 10:37 Tue Feb 4
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
The 80s were a fucking good laugh, unlike today's po-faced, Twitter-addled shittery.

Mr. Burns 10:42 Tue Feb 4
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
What a superb ad. Great to see the Yeti in it as well as the bloke from 2.4 children (that’s what I think it was called).

Exiled In Surrey 11:09 Tue Feb 4
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Leonard Hatred 10:31 Tue Feb 4


it slipped in sweetly and hit the spot.

lowermarshhammer 1:35 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
What year was that advert? I'd guess about 86.

Piss awful beer no doubt.

My early forays in the world of illicit beer drinking in the park were Royal Dutch (cheap, known as Royal Ditch for good reason) and Trent Bitter (cheap, available in 2 litre plastic bottles and purchased without difficulty at the age of 15). Preferred Trent Bitter.

Once I'd sussed out which pubs would serve me as a 16 year old I was into IPA and Ruddles. I always looked older than my age so it was normally my responsibility to lie at the bar when asked. Happy days.

Leonard Hatred 1:47 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
My first pint was a Hofmeister.

Golden Grove, Chertsey.

96p.

1986.

Alfs 6:28 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
That bear campaign was a massive hit for Hoffmeister. Their shit lager was a big seller.

So yes, that ad at the time was the perfect way to sell beer to grown men.

What's your point?

White Pony 10:15 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Looks like he was attempting to make some extremely tenuous link to Brexit. Massive fail all round.

mashed in maryland 11:30 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Never heard of Hofmeister before this thread

Northern Sold 11:57 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Never minded a pint of Hoff'...

Other classic 80's lagers...

Tennants Extras
Lamont
Lowenbrau
Castlemaine
Skol white top
McKewans

All remind me of farahs, diadora elites and a perm

MancIron 12:00 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Wouldn't you rather be Hemeling?

The Tetley Bittermen, you can't beat them, so join them.

Stones best bitter. Goes down great guns.

Joe C 12:06 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Hollywoods on a Monday night - Hoffmeister on tap or Newcastle Brown Ale froma bottle. That was it

Sold - Lowenbrau is making a bit of a comeback. Few pubs and bars neer me now selling it

Northern Sold 12:08 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Good to hear that Joe.... decent brew that

BRANDED 12:09 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Harp “sharp to the bottom of the glass”

https://youtu.be/8GlfF2_DXR4

Northern Sold 12:10 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Double Diamond (works wonders) in the 70's... and every family party there would be a bottle of old english cider and a barrel of Watneys party 7

BeauLarkyBuff 12:11 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Woodpecker Cider or GL (Gloucestershire Lager) for me, supped in the little garden by the sewerage works. Got 2 bob back on the empties too!

Northern Sold 12:14 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
For some reason when I was playing Sunday football in the 80’s my first thirst quenching pint after the game would always be a Websters Yorkshire Bitter Shandy?? What on earth was I thinking….

Mr Kenzo 12:16 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Skol Special was a particular favourite of mine back in the day

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 12:18 Wed Feb 5
Re: How to sell beer to grown men
Every Tom, Dick or Walt,
That likes the taste of malt,
will love the malt in a Colt 45

Oranjeboom, Orangeboom,
It's a lager not a tune

Whitbread (BIG HEAD)
Trophy Bitter
The pint that thinks it's a quart

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